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Buttery Betty’s Bad Day

February 7, 2023April 28, 2023 ~ speedwayjoesguide

Buttery Betty was bloated and bored
She lived in a barrel where butter was stored
But she slipped on the beach while swatting a bee
And slid—lightly salted—straight into the sea.

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