A Star Is Born

A long time ago I was talking to Christie Brinkley. And I said “Christie, are you ever dissatisfied with your life and the choices you’ve made?” And she didn’t say anything and I thought it was because she was thinking it over. But actually it was because she was just a little baby at the time and she couldn’t talk yet. But I learned an important lesson that day, which is that talking to celebrities is largely pointless.