Freddy Gumbo had a quandary
Not enough time for cooking and laundry
So rather than wrestle with cookbooks and clocks,
He simply ate the dirty socks.
Tag: food
Carb Logic
“No, I’m not having another piece of cake. I’m having a different piece of cake.” – Speedway Joe
Follow The Recipe
Simon Le Faire got a bit of a scare
While eating some pie on the beach
Turns out Chef Mary
Who was quite contrary
Used the pits instead of the peach.
Travel Advisory
Edgar Schmutsk went to Yakutsk
‘Cause his doc said he needed a break
Sadly, the break Edgar found in Yakutsk
Was a hole in a frozen lake.
Plate Tectonics
Cobblers and wobblers, cakes and quakes
Chocolate volcanoes and lava lakes
Mountains of whipped cream where continents met…
No wonder my stomach’s upset.
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