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Li’l Stinker

March 23, 2023March 28, 2023 ~ speedwayjoesguide

Lana was tiny
And thin as a stick
She made a good living
As a scented-candle wick
She didn’t mind smelling
Of jasmine and honey
But the wax in her shoes made her sick.

The Efficiency Expert

March 1, 2023April 10, 2023 ~ speedwayjoesguide

Freddy Gumbo had a quandary
Not enough time for cooking and laundry
So rather than wrestle with cookbooks and clocks,
He simply ate the dirty socks.

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