Freddy Gumbo had a quandary
Not enough time for cooking and laundry
So rather than wrestle with cookbooks and clocks,
He simply ate the dirty socks.
Tag: humor
Crown Privilege
The law firm of Battersea, Butter & Beck
Found themselves flooded right up to their necks
When they filed a complaint seeking royal amends
And Queen Mary threw them right into the Thames.
Carb Logic
“No, I’m not having another piece of cake. I’m having a different piece of cake.” – Speedway Joe
Follow The Recipe
Simon Le Faire got a bit of a scare
While eating some pie on the beach
Turns out Chef Mary
Who was quite contrary
Used the pits instead of the peach.
Job-related Stress
I thought I’d be clever and have some fun
With our local merchant, Mr. Dunn
So I asked him to please and quick
Bring me…
A kilogram of poundcake
A yard of inch worms (blue)
A handball full of cubic feet
And a gallon of cupcakes too
I’ll need a tiny elephant
One hyperactive sloth
A lovebird with a broken heart
And a spider-eating moth
A guy named Kelvin Fahrenheit
(a deathly shy crowd-pleaser)
And as many isotherms as you
Can pack inside a freezer
I seek a sideways redwood tree
A ripple on a dried-up sea
A place where one and one is three
Mr. Dunn,
Please bring them all to me
Mr. Dunn has since retired
And will not speak to me.|
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